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Voter miseducation: A pamphlet on our laughable elections


There are only a few days left until the elections. This means, according to the strict and precisely calculated timetable of our election officials, it is now the perfect moment to conduct an information campaign to tell the public what the elections are all about. Unfortunately, most of our election officials are preoccupied with more important matters such as arguing with ballot printers, discovering anomalies in the ultraviolet ink, discovering anomalies in the prices of folders, and denying that the elections will fail. So it's all up to us to spread the word. We have prepared this handy pamphlet that will tell citizens everything they need to know about the coming elections. PS: printouts of this pamphlet will have a blank page at the back convenient for printing fake psychiatric reports. Ask about our special bulk defamation rates! Photo credits: Lito Lapid: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9Sqb6Vhazxg/Sw5Er3iqPAI/AAAAAAAAKcw/G2HjPGdn5r0/s320/lito+lapid.jpg Ara Mina: http://www.dpinoyweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ara_mina_818.jpg LolCat: http://www.lolcats.com Plants vs. Zombies: http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/128132-Untitled-1.jpg Priest: http://blsciblogs.baruch.cuny.edu/haileeconcepcion/files/2008/10/rich-priest.gif Insurgents: http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/11/10/1194742040_8653/539w.jpg Loren Legarda: http://bulanobserver.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/loren-official-photo3.jpg

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