Aquino's 'work schedule,' according to Newsbreak

Hours before President Benigno Simeon Aquino III delivers his State of the Nation Address (SONA) on Monday, Newsbreak posted a fake and funny SONA that included a supposed sample of the President's "work schedule." 9: 00 A.M. Wake up; Take a bath 9:30 Breakfast; Meeting with Aquino sisters; Watch Kris TV 10:45 Yosi break 11:00 Meeting with “bad news bearer" number 1 11: 15 Yosi break 11:30 Meeting with “bad news bearer" number 2 11:45 Yosi Break 12:00 P.M. Meeting with “bad news bearer" number 3 1:00 Late lunch 2:00 Siesta 3:00 Meeting with Samar group 3:15 Yosi break 3:30 Meeting with Balay group 4:00 Target-shooting with buddies in preparation for Chinese occupation of the Spratly Islands 5:00 Recreation (DoTA on PSP); bonding with Josh and Bimby 6:00 Me-time without media